here we go again.

by chaotarroo

If the raining embarrassment from the rational response team wasn’t enough for kirk and his stubborn friends to bury their heads and soil their hair, say hi to the latest desperate attempt in attack atheism. gathering clips of blithe atheist and compiling them into a grade school mockery.

Now watch the video and return. Oh and do beware of unfragmented, complex sentences and improper prepositions.

It wouldn’t take more than a finch of muscle to debunk the stupidity of the posed question. following the initiated logic of all creations must have a creator, the obvious route of argument would simply to retort, “So who created god?”. But since creationist are heavy practitioners of selective reading and takes the bible as an indispensable encyclopedia, it inevitable for claims of God to be omnipotent and therefore do not need a creator to be spouted out from their mouths within a quarter of a second. And reaching this conclusion, further logical penetration into the thick skull of creationist will be futile and all later arguments will be voided for their lack of critical neurons.

Therefore, for the benefit of utmost stupidity, an alternate and more complex route must be taken to guarantee them speechless.
For similar raging atheist, here’s a script you can use to answer similar questions.

First of all, the ubiquitous misconception on the word “atheist”. By definition, an atheist is a person with an absence of belief that a higher being exists. an atheist, is not a person that does not believe in God and on top of so, fully embrace the theory of evolution. True that most atheist are lovers of Darwin but even so, by being an atheist it does not oblige anyone to be staunch on any theory with regards to the conception of universe. therefore, to link atheism with the ToE(theory of evolution) the question is fundamentally flawed.

Second, attacking on the fundamentals again. Creation in this context suggest creativity, which requires an emotional intent, which requires a certain intelligence and finally the ability to act. a more appropriate statement would probably be, nothing became something. became, not created.

Thirdly, even if all interviewed atheist are indeed obliging evolutionist, and hundreds years from now the theory of evolution is fully debunked, it does not automatically elevate a creationistic explanation (and a abrahmic version no less) into it’s place in biological sciences. In simpler terms for the idiots, the idea of creationism shouldn’t be taken as default. and when rightfully it isn’t so, the falsification of evolution does not make creationism true.

Fourth and the last, the beauty of science. It’s cliche it’s typical and i will hate to quote einstein but here it is, “The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science.” Yes, the fucking mystery. Ask any honest scientist and every of them will commit they do not have a complete idea on how the universe was created. For kids who spent minutes reading random wikipedia article everyday, the big bang theory doesn’t count, so spare me your shit.

Science and technology as seemingly powerful as it is today, still lacks a margin in making sense of our existence. However, we do have concrete biological evidence on ToE and the beauty of so should be celebrated. It’s an ounce of clue capable of tracking our existence and precisely the motivation of science. To learn more about our surrounding with brains, brains, brains and brains then eventually breakthroughs. To judge critically, to have faith or be religious in any manner, it’s akin to jogging on spot along the path of science.

To conclude, let’s put it this way, the iphone does not exist because of god, it exist because scientist and engineers made it possible.

So yeah, for the last time i hope, fuck creationism, intelligent design and anything else related. Other than that, I pray that on my way to town tomorrow, a member of CHC/NCC/or anything for that manner approaches me and poses the similar question so I can completely destroy them, their parents and cognitive ability then make myself look god like.

K, not the time to fantasize, but sleep. BYE ^^